Home | "My Inner Life" | "Mother Goddess" | FF.Net Rant | GAFF Rant | Neopets Guild Rants

This rant appeared on Fanfiction.net in December of '01 in response to a user named "Pheonix."

Dragon of Darkness 2001-12-10

OH SO THE HOSTILITY HAS FOUND YET ANOTHER AVENUE!!! Well first off Phoenix I will have to congratulate you, if you had an e-mail well sh!t I was just going to show you just how much of a B!TCH I can be!!!! I can be a vengeful, nasty B!TCH if I want to!!!! Oh sure, laugh it up phoenix, you and your crew or ridiculers, because, the day is coming, and revenge is a dish best served cold and I don't mean that loosely!
Ya know phoenix, Karri is right you are a sick twisted perverted b!tch that would not last 5 minutes in the same room with me before I would end up beating her ass!
It really amazes me just how damn stupid people are getting over a f****** fictional story!!
No one understands that because most of you are as thick headed as an ox's ass!
Ok its time, I have held this back long enough!!! Lets get one thing straight,
THESE STORIES ARE FICTIONAL!!!! I cannot believe how so many people are acting like this is real life!!! A story is like a CARTOON, anything can happen in a cartoon as the same with a story. When Wilily Coyote runs off a cliff and hits the bottom, what happens? He gets back up. In REAL life a person would DIE, but in a cartoon that don't matter!
Now a story is the same way, anything can happen just like in a cartoon. Stories and cartoons ARE NOT REALITY, so using the thing we all have called imagination and creating anything you want in a story, IS NOT WRONG!!!!!
I cannot stress enough just how so many people are acting so childish over fictional stories that people drum up using their ideas from their imagination!
I will say this to get my point across! MY STORY "INNER LIFE" IS A DAMN FICTIONAL STORY BASED ON DREAMS AND ALSO DEVISED FROM MY IMAGINATION! No reality based properties apply to a cartoon or any FICTIONAL stories!! So get with the program people, its getting so damn old how so many people base so much reality into fictional stories!!!
Just like one reviewer said, "In SSBros Melee, Link is described as a one minute man." But he is applying reality into that statement by saying that there is no way Link could have sex 4 times in a row! Well let me say this, DAMNIT GET OVER IT, IT'S FICTIONAL NOT REALITY! So how many times he can have sex doesn't matter!!
You people really are starting to scare me ya know. I'm beginning to wonder just how sane people like Phoenix are. If they honestly believe that turning all of this into some kind of extravaganza is normal, these people really are sick and need to seek professional help!
I'm starting to begin to side with my father about the Internet. He says that the net will be the death of the human race, and I'm
beginning to think he's right. The net was a dream Bill Gates drummed up as a way for people to become closer, not to attack each other and become a way to vent ones anger. It is the people who use the net as a way to entertain their sick lonely lives, and use it as an avenue to vent their anger at the world that is going to crash the whole Internet Schlemiel around us!
It is one thing to post a story that is based on some one's sexual dreams and another when your whole world exists on just how much entertainment you can get from watching some one fizz. It is those kind of people like phoenix who live only like to hurt people that are the sickest people of all! I believe also people like phoenix must be very lonely with little friends and a lot of time to spend her entire life on a computer harassing someone. I only get on the net for 2-3 hrs at most either everyday or every other day to check my mail and to talk with a few friends or come here briefly, then I get off. I have much better things to do then spend my life in cyberspace fighting with insane people. And I have started to become worried about some people here, wondering where their sanity really lies.
As a word of advice to phoenix and others like her: My story was never intentionally put here to attack another person, therefore I'm not sick because my intentions are not to harm anyone and I keep to myself, but you and people like you live to hurt people and strive to make people miserable because you have nothing else better to do. I believe that you really need to see a shrink and learn to get out more, because what you are doing really is becoming very unhealthy and is very twisted and sick. And if you really are to dumb or blind to realize that, then please for the sake of the world's sanity, STOP GETTING ON THE NET AND VENTING YOUR PENT UP ANGER!!!!! It really is becoming outrageous and ridiculous!
Oh and one last thing, you people have a quarrel with me, not Karri, SO LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE!!!!!! Also one last side note: Well damn I sure figured out just EXCACTALLY what this story was reflecting apon after I dwelt on it LONG ENOUGH!!
Ya know dumb asses, I don't spend my time dwelling on stupid sh!t, I have other things to care for, so things like this don't occupy my mind like it does with most of you. Now this girl, well I have to say is just as twisted and messed up as you pathetic lot, so don't worry, I have my own plans for handling this one! *Snickers*

Originally MST'd by Al's Waiter here

This site is for historical reference only. All files were originally published in public settings and are here under free use. Any stories on this site are derivitive and have no copyright protection.